they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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