epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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