nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Hippo gnu deer
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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