she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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