were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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