I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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