"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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