i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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