Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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