we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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