Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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