You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
how does that bad decision feel?
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