Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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