Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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