You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
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