My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
