we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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