People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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