oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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