This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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