Your tits are I can't wait for
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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