is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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