OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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