I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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