Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
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