You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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