there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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