Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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