I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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