Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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