yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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