whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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