do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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