I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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