We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I don't deserve a penis
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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