can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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