I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
