Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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