What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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