If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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