my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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