OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
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