what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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