There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
Randomize