why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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