if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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