It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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