I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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