you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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