One girl and one boy is just not enough.
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
She announced her abortion via fbk
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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