i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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