So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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