he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
Randomize