Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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