wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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