BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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