Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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